Let me keep you at arms length....

Sweet. Baby. Jesus.


I've seen this twice now.


Here is my answer:

-Abandonment


My (1) short answer.


-Check please

Aunt Flo it's 2018....seriously

When you receive that text message from a dear friend that reads, "Flo usually shows up late afternoon BUT #sheearly". 

My response, "Flo needs to learn how to send text messages"....LMAO

Ladies, wouldn't it be genius if Aunt Flo could send us a text message regarding our periods?!?!?!

They should read something like this:

#notpregnantseeyounextmonth

#closecallbutgodhandledit

#whatupimearly

#chocolateandsleep

#callinyoufeeldead

#getyourmidolSTAT

#notshowingup

#takepregnancytest


What would Aunt Flo say to you?